This is a comedic blog all Africans can reminisce and relate to.
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Submitted by: anitalivesherlife
Bitch, please. For a person with a gray face, you’re pretty damn ugly.
Anon, Africans aren’t beautiful? Excuse me?! I don’t know about you guys but I’m quite personally offended. I dare you to come off anon.
What in their right mind makes them believe saying such a thing is perfectly okay? A blatant insult!
I think we all should take turns giving this anon the dirtiest slap possible.
Mom: I have pinatas!
Me: You have a pinata?!
Me: No you don’t…
*Mom goes to freezer and pulls out a box*
Me: OH EMPANADAS!!!
Mom: That’s what I said!
Smh thick African accents lmfaoo
Every week you talk to me in your native language, and every week I just smile and laugh like I’d do if I couldn’t hear someone after asking them to repeat themselves 10 times. Then I usually then get yelled at in English that they told me to fetch them a can of soda and I just stared at them. You know I don’t understand you! I’m not going to magically understand you the more you talk at me! And exercise! Get your own Fanta AH-AH!
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bearableabsurdities said, “lol! Now where do I know this lady from? Hmm..”