June 2011
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roll-like-a-bufallo asked: OMG, being a Kenyan, it seems like you come to my house and observe what we do O_O
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violated-bacon asked: You know you're African when you ask to eat out and the response is "We have food in the house Eh eh! You American children!"
Idk if there is already something like that. xD
Idk if there is already something like that. xD
May 2011
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So apperently, I now accept your African stories
In addition to the normal “You know you’re African when…” posts.
Got one in mind? Submit / Ask whenever.
or just send in more of the usual.
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This has nothing to do with anything, I just thought it was funny. I was at the zoo one day, and this kid was like, “you know, in Africa, they only have like dogs and cats in their zoos because alligators and lions are like their pets”
-__________- (my face)
(Story submitted by: meevness)
Anonymous asked: what's the story on about the last post?
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So, last week, after getting some box braids, my mom and I went out to eat. (I’m surprised she didn’t tell me there was food at home lol) We’re peacefully eating some chinese food, and then an African man in a white suit, sunglasses and a fedora appears, walks to my mom and is like, “Are you from Ghana or Nigeria?” My mom stares at him for a second,...
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lemagnifiquee asked: Why is it that when we Africans try to come together we always gotta break shit down and differentiate from one another ? Seriously if you don't relate to it or whatever can't you atleast get a giggle out of it ? We both know that you know this really does happen to some of us if not you ! I'm Sudanese and I can well & truely relate to most of these ! And in no way is this...
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New FAQ
It will make you laugh xD
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Anonymous asked: WHERE IS NUMBER 1?????
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purpcamo asked: I Scares Me how Accurate Most of these are it's like you've been watching my house for years
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dys-nania asked: you know youre african when being 3 hours late counts as being "on time" :D
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I'm not going to be posting a lot today.
Tumblr being down like half the day screwed me up. I’ll get back in the swing of things soon. Sorry. Also, I just made a FAQ page, with barely anything on it. Just thought you should know. Haha.
lunacyfringe asked: I didn't know a lot of these things were applicable to all Africans. I thought it was just Cameroonians.
Anonymous asked: lmfaoooo, man you got meh rollin on the floor, meh and my mom reading dhis, and she was like ,ahhh see dhis kids oooo, no jobs at all, while u small pinki suppose to be readin cos all of u guys are goin to be doctor, and lawyer, chale, kisss teeth, bt i kwn she enjoyin it , she jst mad cos all this apply to us
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africanparent-deactivated201107 asked: hey i was wondaring if u can tell me how u have does thing colorful and in a txt box like dhta
aquanix asked: you are ridiculously hilarious with these posts!! My siblings and I are over here dying!! lol
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oh-so-schwazzy asked: i love you for thisss!! im nigerian too & this is like my life story no doubtt :)
