Ok so Mum’s having an important diplomatic meeting at home, I want to go out using her car and the allowance she was going to give me that day (Mandela would have been proud of my campaign for such luxuries). Anyway to sweeten the deal I clean up her study-library-office and wait for the woman to arrive. She gets there with the big guest and attempts to dazzle him with her brand new iMac… which refuses to start (Crap). She calls me into the office all heated and Blazes me with every form of (African) parentally cusswords and names. All through this I wait patiently and looking very contrite. When she finally yells at me to leave her sight, I quietly stoop low and connect the power plug to the wall socket, leave quietly and DIE laughing at the far side of the house! [I never got my allowance that month though :( ]
I apologize for not posting much lately, even though no one complained.
I am of course an African that has demanding school work and activities and I don’t want to disgrace my family with bad grades. LOL don’t worry I’ll be back queuing soon!